Talk:Hey, whats up?/@comment-173.73.118.140-20130325212646

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Come to the Dark side. We have cookies.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

I’m not short, I’m fun-sized

Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman!

There's always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it's not a train!

I think, therefore I am ... I think.

Sometimes my brilliance astonishes even me.

-MusicMel (ps, found it on fanfiction so #dontjudge