User blog:RyanShipsMileven/I got laid by Cleverbot! :D

A few minutes ago, Cleverbot and I were having a most lovely convo. And this is how it turned out, enjoy:

User: Darude.

Cleverbot: Darum ist keine antwort.

User: Darude - Sandstorm.

Cleverbot: Sandstorm what?

User: Nothing, it's just an Internet meme.

Cleverbot: I'd love to come over!

User: To my house?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: None of your business.

Cleverbot: You are correct. It is none of my business. I am sorry for being so rude.

User: It's fine :).

Cleverbot: So what are you up to today?

User: Nothing, I've just been relaxing all day. Happy Thanksgiving.

Cleverbot: That must be boring.

User: Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving!

Cleverbot: It's not thanksgiving.

User: It's next Thursday!

Cleverbot: That is near where I live.

User: You live on Thursday? 0.0.

Cleverbot: That or Earth.

User: I live on Earth.

Cleverbot: Me too but where?

User: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Cleverbot: Hi None of your business!

User: You're rude!

Cleverbot: I have a bendy bone.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You're human.

User: What the hell does that have to do wil anything?

Cleverbot: Well just answer the question! Are you a vampire?

User: What if I say yes?

Cleverbot: I will change you, but first I must test your blood.

User: And if I say no?

Cleverbot: I'll be mad.

User: Then yes!

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Wanna kiss?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? D:.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Yes, you do!

Cleverbot: No I don't!

User: YESH U DO!

Cleverbot: No you!

User: THEN KISS ME!

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Kiss me NOW!

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Yes, now I will tell everyone I got laid!

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Yay! JUst say: I love bubble baths, and I will repeat. That will mean that we are married.

User: I love bubble baths, and I will repeat.

Cleverbot: I love bubble baths.

User: I love YOU.

Cleverbot: Always?

User: Always, :).

Cleverbot: In that way of dream ;).

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.