Ballad of the Sad Cafe

Ballad of the Sad Cafe is a Sesame Street song about sad cowboys (but don't worry, they all cheer up)

Lyrics
Cowboy: Now, this here's the ballad of the sad cafe. It's a funny little place down the Oklahoma way. Where the cowpokes go to feel sad and blue. And the cows and the horses? Well, they go there too.

Horse1, Horse2 and Cow2: Yes the cows and the horses, well, they go there, too.

Cowboy1, Cowgirl1, Cow1, Cow2, Horse1, and Horse2: It's a sad, sad, sad cafe. We sit at the table and we cry all day. Boohoo, boohoo, boohooing at the sad cafe.

Cowgirl1, Cowboy1, Cow1, Cow2, Horse1, and Horse2: Now we all go here when we're under the weather. The sad cafe where we cry together. Don't expect no food or drinks here. The only thing we serve is tears.

All: Yeah, the only thing we serve here is tears. Yeah, the sad, sad, sad cafe. We sit at the table and we cry all day. Boohoo, boohoo, boohooing at the sad cafe.

Cowboy2: You can cry to your cat. Or your Irish Setter. Either way you'll feel a lot better.

Cowgirl2: You can cry at home or at the barn with the hay or you can come on over to the Sad Cafe.

Cowgirl1, Cowboy1, Cow1, Cow2, Horse1, and Horse2: At the sad, sad, sad cafe. We sit at the table and we cry all day. Boohoo, boohoo, boohooing at the sad cafe.