User blog:It Wasn't My Fault!

Stop looking at me like that! I mean I know I'm handsome and all but please! I'm trying to clear my name here like hello! Anyway. Like i've already told you for the five hundreth time. Okay fifth time. It wasn't my fault. Honest! Hey what did I tell you about looking at me like that! Anyways, it wasn't my fault for doing that! It was her lips' fault! From the look on your face I can see that you don't believe me. How about I just tell you the story then. So get comfortable and I hope you're enjoying the view. But dude- sorry, I meant dudette I really need you to stop staring at me like that. I mean, I know i'm incredibely handsome and have really  nice ab- i'm not helping myself am I? Hehe...oops...Anyways on with the story!

"Austin! Stop!"

"No don't touch that!"

"Agh not that either!"

"Listen to me!"

"Austin!"

"AUSTIN MONICA MOON! YOU WILL DROP EVERYTHING AND LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW!"

And so the blonde chocolate covered boy- well, teen, did. Although not because she said. But because she had used the word that '''Should Not Be Said'. ''Austiin looked at the irritated girl in shock, with a hand on his heart he gasps.

"D-did you just...?"

"Yes."

"B-but why...how could you be so cruel?!"

"Wait...what?"

"Have you never heard of respecting others feelings?! Of listening to others?!"

"You're kidding me."

"No Ally idon'tknowyourmiddlename Dawson! I am not joking! No

21:31, October 2, 2014 (UTC)~THIS IS SO MESSY! I CAN'T WROTE HUMOR STORIES!21:31, October 2, 2014 (UTC)