If Moon Was Cookie

If Moon Was Cookie is a Sesame Street song by Cookie Monster about what would happen if the moon was a cookie.

Lyrics
If moon was cookie, me think me would be,

happiest monster you ever see.

Me put on a spacesuit, then up through the night,

me ride in a rocket to go take a bite.

Me take bite from here, me take bite from there.

And pretty soon, me bite everywhere.

Me eat with both hands. No need fork or spoon.

Me chew it all up until there no moon.

If moon was cookie, it wouldn't be fine.

Because if me ate it, then it wouldn't shine.

Me come to the window and look up at night.

But no little moonbeams would give me their light.

So me not like to say it but it clear to me.

It lucky the moon is not a cookie.

Trivia

 * Cookie Monster's daydream has several things which go against the laws of physics: the moon doesn't glow but instead reflects light (from the sun), not that it'd make a difference as to what would happen if it disappeared, the moon is much bigger than the cookie, and for a cookie to be in space, someone must have made it and put it there, which is unlikely. However, all this is justified by it being imaginary.