Putting Songs I Don't Like Through Google Translate

Hi. I was looking at the YouTube channel Google Translate Sings (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGnYtw5ezZI-BnVCUhMOcBqi9KggS1fhD) and laughing at the bad translations and then I decided that I was being bothered by songs I don't like so I decided to change them up by putting them through Google Translate ten times over and here are the results. Note: I will explain why I don't like the songs so don't get offended. (Sorry if it's too long).

Original Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcqG5c33MDw

Why I Don't Like It
I just don't like the idea of sickness, especially not on Christmas, and I feel the song is too sad.

Google-Translated Lyrics
My brother is more fire trucks.

My sister is the mother of pop and what I.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Light stick out, top of the nose.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Mom was right sleigh bed.

But I can not open pyjamas.

I can tell you that I love about the fact that the pacifier loss.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Sweet, there is a lot of pain.

I'm tired of milk and honey.

When "Merry Christmas, everyone," he said, that's why it sounds so funny.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Here, however, I'm not going to be a good year.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Mom was right sleigh bed.

But I can not open pyjamas.

I can tell you that I love the fact that the pacifier loss.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Sweet, there is a lot of pain.

I'm tired of milk and honey.

When "Merry Christmas, everyone," he said, that's why it sounds so funny.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Here, however, I'm not going to be a good year.

Installation Unit LCD TV Christmas.

Why I Don't Like It
I am a bit nervy about rubbish and the environment, besides, it's too depressing with all the talk of no X, no Y, and the world is all bad, etc.

Google-Translated Lyrics
And the muffler and here.

After the release of polluted air into the sea.

Now they have one for each child, and you know, how bad the situation it may be!

Scattered and the only water muffler.

After the fall, the American Central bank pointing out the gunk.

Now, you have to be in a state of confusion, lousy?

Deputy group.

It was more the atmosphere.

Iona log scale and the Malachi.

But the country.

Set fish.

Lake course.

Sigh, sigh there are lawn water.

No.

Muffler and I think that there.

Every tree, though confusing.

Now, they have one for each child, and you know how bad the situation it may be?

The flowers were beautiful.

Relative to the old school.

No, the trees, and the birds.

In other words, no honey.

Each child has only, so you can see the world.

In a thin, hungry, and are considered only and disgusting.

Why I Don't Like It
I just think it's too, well, sad.

Google-Translated Lyrics
I'm not perfect.

Dark, dark.

About a boy, I'm right.

Wrong.

I wash the tears from my eyes.

If I make, oh sat weeping.

I sat down and wept.

Oh, I'm not blue.

Blue, so blue.

I know.

Why he did it.

I'm not bad.

But you should.

I thought.

Instead, my best friend.

I went to the tree, but I do.

But, I thought.

I lost a place or location.

It was a bad school.

Now, you do not.

I regret, but.

No.

About a boy, I'm right, but.

Sorry.

I wash the tears from my eyes.

If I make, oh, sat weeping.

I sat down and wept.

Since, metallic objects.

He is good.

Unfortunately, he said.

Unfortunately, he said.

But.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Original Version
http://addamsfamily.wikia.com/wiki/Morticia_(Song)

Why I Don't Like It
I like the Addams Family and I don't like the idea of Gomez and Morticia being sad.

Google-Translated Lyrics
For Ticia, for Ticia.

Or.

He said that he died.

Fear of aging.

You can pretend is interested in a simple night.

Sanja, teeth, teeth, tooth.

As a one-stop shop soul.

Fog "my touristique"

For Ticia.

Bat wings flapping in flight.

It is dangerous at night.

For Ticia.

Pressure on.

I feel alive.

After passing.

Purpose in line.

Unlike damage.

The first major artist.

For Ticia!

To cool!

Woe to you!

For Ticia.

For Ticia!

Refrigerators.

Spain-warm sweet.

For Ticia.

For Ticia!

Eyes and commitment.

Putting spy.

After all smiles.

What do you think.

How cute.

Administration Ticia!

Not now!

I heard.

How's my wife?!

What happens to my wife?!

Not now!

It's not important.

Think blue.

I do not know what to do!

Or maybe the truth.

But I do it again.

I maid a contendent with my life!

For Ticia.

For Ticia.

Dream.

Related dream.

So while she slept.

I feel deeply.

You are welcome, but.

However, he was six feet under.

For Ticia!

For Ticia!

Hours of gameplay with the appearance of the skin.

Greek.

For Ticia!.

For Ticia.

It is painted dark.

Trial work.

For Ticia.

I love you, you love the new digital.

They knew it would avoid.

I looked to the left and you enough!

For Ticia.

There is nothing you can do.

For Ticia.

Teeth my favourite.

For Ticia.

For Ticia.

Why I Don't Like It
It's another sickness-related song. I did write two spoofs but there are so many variations that I just couldn't spoof 'em all, so here's all the variations combined and Google-Translated.

Google-Translated Lyrics
I feel so bad.

This is a matter of time.

Button jacket.

I was looking at all.

Not skin.

Frankfurt eyes and ears and neck.

History.

I know.

A cure, but I do.

Pride, because it was cold and my nose. System protection nose.

I can not sleep.

Louis F.R. bucket hail.

Protection my nose, nose, I knew the security system.

Emu you back to luau cost.

Myself half a point.

System protection nose.

For goloshes.

Many vests.

I goloshes.

I mean to boot.

Oh, I think it's so bad, I guess.

Of course, I will be in the spring.

Protection my nose, nose, I knew the security system.

If the paint on my feet.

Moritz is not received.

I do something to help nostrils.

Dampier and cold compress.

He helped decrease.

Enyambo pleased to see deer.

I kourai and knees.

I kilometres and o' animals.

Protection my nose, nose, I knew the security system.

Oil, aspirin.

Landy and destruction, beautiful.

Protection my nose, nose, I knew the security system.

I went to the doctor.

They asked him to do.

Dr Laura support.

I think 'hi, oi, system!' he said.

Then we leave Hawaii.

Here, as it keeps.

Protection my nose, nose, I knew the security system.

Original Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JHl2InWbE8

Why I Don't Like It
Another sickness song and I found it a bit boring.

Google-Translated Lyrics
It is a cough disease.

Always keep your arms to cover your mouth.

Very polite and the victory.

For bacteria to give to friends.

I hoped after the hill.

Cover your mouth by sneezing then.

I hoped after the hill.

In kihe'ana to avoid wear.

I would have sneezed cold.

Precious code mouth.

But the responsibility to find.

For bacteria to give to friends.

I hoped after the hill.

In kihe'ana to avoid wear.

I hoped after the hill.

In kihe'ana to avoid wear.

I hoped after the hill.

In kihe'ana to avoid wear.

If you are sick, you need to cough.

Keep your hands frayed.

Very polite and the victory.

In order to stop the bacteria would contact us.

Friends.

Original Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57QKEf6c6Y

Why I Don't Like It
It's another sickness song, besides, there was a lyric about a cat not coming back which sounded too sad.

Google-Translated Lyrics
We will return stupid. Many people know.

The king and prince.

Shortness of breath, cough, and the public.

Herd of bison.

Mandatory roaming my chest!

Cold nose, snout.

Time valve Aunt Mary.

What can Oh can I do? City of Akko, a city Akko, Akko City, a city of Akko.

I, remember the ugly nose.

A few drops of water and the morning and cake.

And snore and snivel, sniffle and sneeze, then fill with cold.

I hope this for you, or, and.

Even if the right story.

But the question is, if you cannot go kihe'ana.

I went to my sister, but lost it.

I was not happy. I get dressed!

Cold nose, snout.

I drink tons of chicken meat.

What can I do? City of Akko, a city Akko, Akko City, city of Akko.

Stuffy nose.

And scare cat in the mountains. Her name was Muffy.

It jumped out the window and back.

It was a difficult decision.

I hope this for you, or, and.

My nose, I worked in.

I can write a letter to his mother and I think the risk of this school

Cool your nose, I found the way to the nose when cold.

It doesn't matter what your fingers.

I hope that will not resign.

I.

If you.

Why I Don't Like It
All the lyrics about things not doing what they should and being sad just seemed too sad.

Google-Translated Lyrics
Burt.

A few hours.

Game jump.

Only children in crisis.

Burt.

I do not believe that.

I heard the food.

Burt.

It is a quiet place where.

Window I be be.

Thoughts filled my head felt.

Burt.

In any way.

I feel that I must ask.

E something special on this.

It is not hidden.

Burt, with or without date.

Let me.

Burt.

The sky is clear.

Green my life.

And from my point of view.

Burt.

Funny jokes.

I wanted to be in the world.

Burt.

Play with me.