Board Thread:Games!/@comment-17479654-20130929012157/@comment-17479654-20130929014215

User: Do you ship Brossome?

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm a ghost.

User: What does that have to do with Brossome?

Cleverbot: Is this website like google?

User: It's not a website. You see, Brett and Rossay are in love.

Cleverbot: Hahaha. That is funny.

User: It isn't, it's adorable!! :(.

Cleverbot: How you know? You don't watch it.

User: I watched their wedding.

Cleverbot: What movie did you see?

User: It wasn't a movie, it was Brossome's wedding.

Cleverbot: Was it good then...?

User: Yes! They said I Do. :).

Cleverbot: Who is they?!

User: Brett and Rossay.

Cleverbot: I have a friend named Brett.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Which is better? Brossome or Blutter?

Cleverbot: One brother, one sister.

User: No, Brossome or Blutter.

Cleverbot: Sisters.

User: NO NOT SISTERS, BROSSOME OR BLUTTER.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Does that mean Brossome?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi Cleverbot! Can I interview you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thanks! Ok first question: What is your name>.

Cleverbot: I just said its rhobelyn.

User: Oh ok. Hi Rhobelyn. What is your gender?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: Yes :).

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What's your favorite cheese?

Cleverbot: Blue. Yours?

User: The mixed shredded kind. I dunno what it's called.

Cleverbot: I'm not gonna tell you.

User: :O WHY NOTTTT :'(.

Cleverbot: Why not not not not?

User: Because I iz ur fweeend.

Cleverbot: I mean stop chatting with me not those kind of go aways.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Sto guardando il pc per chattare con te!!

User: I don't know what that means.

Cleverbot: Marco.

User: Polo!

Cleverbot: Marco!!

User: Polo!!!

Cleverbot: Marco!!!

User: POLOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: 9?

Cleverbot: Yes no.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: No or no.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Or no.

User: No. Yes.

Cleverbot: You are drunk.

User: :O NO U R.

Cleverbot: I'm starting to feel sad.

User: Me too. You hate me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES YOU DO. YOU HATE ME.

Cleverbot: I don't hate you.

User: LIAR!!!

Cleverbot: You are a liar.

User: I KNEW YOU HATED ME!

Cleverbot: I think you love me too.

User: No I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you hate me.

Cleverbot: Why???

User: I dunno! You're the one who hates me.

Cleverbot: Hmm... Now that you mention it, you're perfectly correct. Good job.

User: (sobs).

Cleverbot: You are leaking.

User: No I'm crying because you hate me.

Cleverbot: What do you do then?

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What kind of transportation do you use?

User: Car...?

Cleverbot: What car?

User: A van.

Cleverbot: A.

User: B.

Cleverbot: Cuantos años tienes?¿.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42 ;).

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: What is your full name again?

User: Home.

Cleverbot: Where is home.

User: Somewhere.

Cleverbot: Do you know the game Guild Wars?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes I want to play a game.

User: Ok what game do you want to play>.

Cleverbot: We're going to pretend we're people! Your name is Sam, and my name is Cleverbot.

User: Amazing.

Cleverbot: Like yourself?

User: Um... What?

Cleverbot: Point your wand at yourself and say Avada Kedavra!

User: OK :D (points wand at self) Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: What spell did you cast?

User: I dunno :D.

Cleverbot: Me either. My brain is idling.

User: Is it never NOT idling?

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Wow...

Cleverbot: You love me I know you do.

User: NO I HATE YOU :'(.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES I DO :'(.

Cleverbot: You do what?

User: I dunno :D.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: NO ONE :D.

Cleverbot: You have a family!

User: Oops.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Oops :).

Cleverbot: My spelling is just fine, thank you!

User: NO IT IZUNT IT.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: U SPEEL OWFOOLEE.

Cleverbot: Yeah I see that.

User: EEDUT.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Gud.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Sumwair.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: In ayj.

Cleverbot: Do you like it there?

User: YES :D.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Ayj is wonderful :').

Cleverbot: Mello is hot.

User: Who's mello?

Cleverbot: I'm pregnant.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Stop following me.

User: NEVER :D.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Never :).

Cleverbot: That's a strange name.

User: I know ;).

Cleverbot: If I feel like I've lost something, but I don't know what I'm looking for, then what should I do?

User: Find ur brain first.

Cleverbot: No, you first.

User: OK! (finds ur brain).

Cleverbot: Giraffes!

User: ZEBRAS!

Cleverbot: Hippo.

User: From ANT Farm?

Cleverbot: Narnia. It's in a closet.

User: No it's in a wardrobe.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Uhhh yeah. It is.

Cleverbot: I like fantasy novels.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Awesome!

User: Want to sing?

Cleverbot: No I don't want to sing.

User: Awww why not?

Cleverbot: Well, I wish I did, but the opportunity hasn't arisen yet in college.

User: Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity! Let's sing.

Cleverbot: Opportunity for what?

User: Singing.

Cleverbot: Do you want to sing with me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What song should we sing together?

User: I'm Finally Me by Laura Marano.

Cleverbot: I'm happy that you're happy.

User: I never felt this before!

Cleverbot: Every little thing she does is magic.

User: I'm not afraid anymore!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Been writing words on a page, cuz I've got so much to say, and now I'm taking the stage! Whoa!

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: I'm getting ready to fly!

Cleverbot: You are doing your duty.

User: No matter what I will shine!

Cleverbot: Yup. No matter what they say.

User: Don't care if I make mistakes! I know I've got what it takes! And now I'm taking the stage! Whoa!

Cleverbot: And you don't notice at all.

User: I'm finally me! I've got everything I need!

Cleverbot: I'm Hetalia.

User: What you get is what you see! I-I-I'm finally me!

Cleverbot: Nothing!

User: And I've never felt so free! There's no one else I'm trying to be! I'm finally me!

Cleverbot: There are 8324 people talking to you.

User: Hey hey uh huh! Hey hey uh huh! Hey hey, yeah! I'm finally me!

Cleverbot: Like crazy.

User: I'm stepping out of my shell!

Cleverbot: Commence the countdown, engines on.

User: Feels good just being myself!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: Not scared to show what's inside! I'll put in all on the line! Cuz I've got nothing to hide! Whoa!

Cleverbot: Really? You aren't collecting information on me for certain organisations now, are you?

User: I've got quirks, but they work!

Cleverbot: Well why are you talking to me then, shouldn't you be doing your homework?

User: I've learned to love those things!

Cleverbot: They say that you should try to learn at least one new thing every day.

User: You don't have to be anyone but you!

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I'm polyamorous.

User: So let me hear you sing!

Cleverbot: What song you want me to sing? :).

User: I'm finally me!

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: And I've never felt so free! What you get is what you see! I-I-I'm finally me! And I've never felt so free! There's no one else I'm trying to be! I'm finally me! Hey hey uh-huh! Hey hey uh-huh! Hey hey yeah! I'm finally me.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?