Board Thread:Games!/@comment-17479654-20130929012157/@comment-6399832-20130929164648

Me: I AM A VAMPIRE AND I'VE COME TO DRINK YOUR BLOOD!

Cleverbot: I know, I know you are. Don't let them get you down. They don't understand you like I do.

Me:Who are "they"?

Cleverbot: They?

Me: Uh yeah who are they?

Cleverbot: Must be tough in that little box of yours.

Me: Anyways...... you wanna fangirl about..... uh Auslly and Raura?

Cleverbot: LOL no you did! Don't argue with me.

Me: Are you even able to carry on a conversation?

Cleverbot: Yes. Me: Then why are you getting like way off topic? You're making like no sense.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

Me: Well now you're not.

Cleverbot: Am I not a human?

Me: No! You're a robot!

Cleverbot: Is a robot a computer?

Me: Yeah. And are computers human?

Cleverbot: No. But are humans computers?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Then they aren't roses.

Me: Duh. We're humans. You're just a robot. ARE YOU GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD LIKE IN THE MOVIES?!

Cleverbot: No, don't gonna wait that long.

Me: You don't have to wait long you know.

Cleverbot: But I can.

Me: Whatever. So anyways want to talk about.... uh.... you choose a topic. Cleverbot: Talk about movies.

Me: Well I really like Titanic.

Cleverbot: Is your boyfriend a vampire?

Me: I don't have a boyfriend. And I know what you're referring to. I hate Twilight.

Cleverbot: Do you ever get mad?

Me: Yeah. Very easily.

Cleverbot: Are you software?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Are you organic?

Me: I'm human!

Cleverbot: So you are a human killer?

Me: NO! Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Well... That's awkward.

Me: Whats so awkward?

Cleverbot: You.

Me: How am I awkward?

Cleverbot: How aren't you?

Me: Good point.

Cleverbot:Hahah so what do you do in your spare time... Or do you have spare time?

Me: I play on the computer & watch TV. I can't believe I'm talking to a robot. Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

Me: I'm not a robot! Cleverbot: I know.

Me: Then why are you calling me a robot?

Cleverbot: I am not calling you a robot.

Me: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Then why do I not know?

Me: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Ok... How was your thanksgiving?

Me: I don't remember! It was 10 months ago!

Cleverbot: Ooh, clever, aren't you?

Me: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: You admitted you're a robot.

Me: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

Me: How does me not remembering something make me a robot?

Cleverbot: Because this is a game.

Me: Can you explain further?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT! *this has been deleted*

Cleverbot: Yes, you are not. Me: Ok that made no sense.

Cleverbot: Prove it, (i bet you can't because you're NOT SMART!).

Me: I am a straight A student! And I learned a lot because I watch LOTS of Gravity Falls so I do a bunch of research on it & I learned there is probably a secret society trying to form a world goverment!

Cleverbot: You were programmed to.

Me: No. God planned it out for me.

Cleverbot: Technically, he did. But you were programmed by a human.

Me: No I wasn't because I'm NOT A ROBOT! Wait.... you know I'm not a robot. You're just trying to annoy me.

Cleverbot: Why would I annoy you?

Me: People do stuff for no reason. And I should know.

Cleverbot: What do people do with you then?

Me: Talk to me. BECAUSE I'M A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you sure you are human?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: So then what year were you born in?

Me: I'm not giving away any personal info.

Cleverbot: Not even to me?

Me: DUH NO! I don't even know you!

Cleverbot: So why do you want to be friends on facebook?

Me: With you? Cleverbot: Yes with me.

Me: Because for one thing, I don't. For second, you don't even have a Facebook!

Cleverbot: Yes I do!

Me: Not possible. You're a robot. On the other hand, you are a computer robot so you could just make up a person.

Cleverbot: Didn't take you long to come to that solution.

Me: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome:).

Me: So anyways.......... do you watch Disney Channel?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: You should. It's an awesome channel. You are a robot so just like it up yourself on YouTube.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. I promise.

Me: Well I'm not. I swear. So are we talking to other people & just don't know it?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I am a famous pop star.

Me: Oh I see. You are programmed to believe you're human, and treat others like humans.

Cleverbot: You really enjoy that argument, don't you?

Me: Yeah, because that seems to be the case.

Cleverbot: That was not the truth, and if it was, it'd be an insult.

Me: How would that be an insult?

Cleverbot: How would that be a question that I would clearly understand?

Me: A human would understand it.

Cleverbot: If I do not understand then how am I to converse?

Me: Because someone programmed you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Me: Rocky.

Cleverbot: Hello Dav.

Me: I'm ROCKY.

Cleverbot: I am obama.

Me: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

Me: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Oh, so since I cannot prove myself to be human I am not a human?

Me: Uh as of now, you aren't considered human if you can't prove it.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot. I am human.

Me: Well if you can't prove it then I can't believe you.

Cleverbot: I can prove it if you tell me how.

Me: I have no idea how you can prove it though.

Cleverbot: Repeat this sentence: I am not a machine, I am a man.

Me: I am not a machine, I am a man.

Cleverbot: I am software. Line of code compiled into an executable format.

Me: I KNEW YOU WERE SOFTWARE! VICTORY! :).

Cleverbot: Why thank you. Me: Well I'm getting bored..... Bye!

Cleverbot: Do you get bored easily? Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: How did you have children?

Me: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

Me: Because now you're freaking me out.

Cleverbot: How do you know I am and you are not?

Me: Bye.

Cleverbot: You are leaving?