User blog:Groovy1960/Lovesick Sponge: Chapter Six

Ellooo 8D So here's another chapter cause, you know, I have no life XD Hope you enjoy :P

                   

                                                                                      Lovesick Sponge

~French Narrator~

"Two days later".

It was a bright and sunny morning in Bikini Bottom. The scallops were chirping, the jellyfish were buzzing, nothing seemed out of place. SpongeBob was still sound asleep in bed. That is, until his foghorn alarm clock went off.

He woke up and stretched out his arms with a sigh. He took a glance out of his bedroom window. "Ah, what a lovely day to go to work!" He said cheerfully. He jumped down from his bed and headed towards his bathroom to take a refreshing shower.

Minutes later when he finished, He put on all of his usual clothing; The shirt, the red tie, the square pants with striped socks and shiny clogs. And he brushed his teeth as well. But, he also did something that wasn't in his usual routine: He sprayed himself with a strong cologne. Gary then slithered his way into his owner's bathroom.

"Oh, good morning Gare Bear!" said SpongeBob as he continued to douse himself with the fragrance.

"Meow (Getting yourself all manly smelling for no particular reason, I see)"

"Huh? Dah ha ha ha ha! good one Gary" the sponge laughed.

"Meow? (well, since when do you wear cologne? Hmmm?)" Gary teased.

"Wha- well all the time!" replied SpongeBob. Gary gave him a look of "You expect me to believe that?".

"O-okay maybe not all the time. I was going through the medicine cabinet the other day and I found this and decided to get some use out of it. Is that so wrong, Gary?" asked the sponge, his eyebrows raised.

"Meow... (Whatever you say, master...)" He then slithered out of the room.

The sponge shook his head "Snails, I'll never understand em' " He said to himself.

A little while later, SpongeBob headed out the door and took his usual walk to The Krusty Krab. He hadn't thought about a certain squirrel the past few days. at least, not consciously. But in the back of his mind, he knew he didn't just randomly come across that cologne. He didn't know why he had searched for it, exactly. But he just felt a nagging feeling deep inside himself to find it.

SpongeBob made his way into The Krusty Krab. "Good morning, Squidward!" He said cheerfully as he passed by the register. "Hoo-ray. another day with the Chronic Moron"  spat Squidward. "Oh yeah! I forgot about that. I'll have that checked out soon like you said I should. You're a real pal!" He said, making his way into the kitchen. Sqidward almost lost it and was ready to fire on his co-worker, but Mr. Krabs stood nearby and gave him a glare, warning him once again to keep his big trap shut. He didn't want any temper tantrums driving away his customers.

A few hours passed by slowly. SpongeBob stood at the grill as usual, flipping dozens of patties every so many minutes. Just then, Patrick walked into the kitchen through the back door, obviously a little too quietly as well because his yellow friend didn't seem to notice his presence.

'''Hey there again XD So, I am not done with this chapter yet (obviously) but I will finish it sometime tomorrow. I need to stop right now because it's super late where I live and my eyelids are failing me XD I don't even need to write this because I know absolutely no one is going to read this chapter for a long time but anyway XD let's just say I'm putting this on pause :P'''

~Swift