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Do De Duckie, also known as Do De Rubber Duck, is a Sesame Street song by a whole lot of characters about dancing in the bathtub.

Lyrics
Ernie: There's a brand new dance,

and it's got a reggae beat.

You do it in the bath,

while you wash your hands and feet.

Get in the tub.

Hold your duckie in your lap.

Tap your toes while you scrub,

in the water from the tap.

And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, duck, rubber duck.

Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck.

Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck.

Rubber duck, duck.

Come on, everybody try.

All Except Ernie: Do the rubber duck.

Ernie: Don't be left high and dry.

All Except Ernie: Yeah, do de rubber duck!

Ernie: As you keep on getting wetter,

All Except Ernie: Do de rubber duck!

Ernie: You'll be feeling so much better.

All Except Ernie: Do de rubber duck!

Ernie: You'll be left without a care.

All Except Ernie: While you do de rubber duck!

Ernie: And you can even wash your hair.

All Except Ernie: While you do de rubber duck!

Ernie; It will have a healthy sheen.

All Except Ernie: If you do de rubber duck!

Ernie: Yeah. you'll be squeaky clean.

All Except Ernie: When you do de rubber duck!

All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Rubber duck, duck.

Telly: Don't get soap in your eyes.

All Except Telly: When you do de rubber duck.

Telly:  'Cause that'll make you cry.

All Except Telly: When you do de rubber duck.

Oscar: Hey, all you grouches sing.

All Except Oscar: Now, do de rubber duck.

Oscar: Yeah, make the bathtub ring.

All Except Oscar, Telly and Kermit: Do de rubber duck.

Kermit: Everybody knows.

All Except Kermit: How to do de rubber duck.

Kermit: Scrub your flippers and your toes.

All Except Kermit: Do de rubber duck.

Count: And while you wash away your troubles.

All Except the Count: Do de rubber duck.

Count: Don't forget to count the bubbles. One, two, three, four!

All: Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Rubber duck, duck.

Biff: All around the world.

All Except Biff: They do de rubber duck!

Biff: Whenever folks get soiled.

All Except Biff and Guy Smiley: They do de rubber duck!

Guy Smiley: Watch them splishin' and a splashin'

All Except Guy Smiley: Do de rubber duck.

Guy Smiley: It's the very latest fashion.

All Except Gladys: Do de rubber duck.

Gladys: Take at least one bath a day.

All Except Gladys: Do de rubber duck.

Gladys: And move those germs away.

All: Do de rubber duck.

Hoots; Come on, be a bathtime bopper?

All Except Hoots: Do de rubber duck!

Hoots: Don't pull out the stopper.

All Except Hoots: Do de rubber duck!

All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Rubber duck, duck.

And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Rubber duck, duck.

And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,

Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck.

Trivia

 * Oscar hates getting clean and also likes to play devil's advocate (go against what everyone else is doing), so it is unknown what he's doing in the bath.
 * Elmo was in the bath too, but he didn't have a verse.
 * It is unknown what Hoots is doing awake, as most owls, including him, are nocturnal and it's daytime.
 * Biff and Gladys wore hats in the tub.
 * Gladys says you need to take at least one bath a day, but you can still stay clean on two baths a week. Even less if you're a cow.
 * One lyric was that your hair "will have a healthy sheen if you do the rubber duck". In reality, whether or not you dance in the bath has no bearing on your hair's appearance.