Potty Song Blues.

Potty Song Blues is a humor song based on a toddler's perspective about how it is unfair, but they won't disobey, how animals get to poo and wee anywhere but humans have to use potties or toilets.

Description

it has a piano tune, and a high, singing-mouse-esque voice. It is shown snippets from The Magic Bowl, Once Upon A Potty, Potty Training With Todd, and The Animal Song.

Lyrics.
Oh, monkeys get to do it.

And elephants get to do it.

And no one ever yells or says they're naughty.

But when I have to do it.

When Mummy has to do it.

We always have to do it in the potty.

Oh, tigers get to do it.

Hippopotamuses get to do it.

And sometimes on the ground they leave a spotty.

But when I have to do it.

When Daddy has to do it.

We always ave to do it in the potty.

It's not fair. It's not fair.

The animals get to do it anywhere.

It's not right. It's not right.

I always have to do it out of sight.

Oh, zebras get to do it.

Rhinoceruses get to do it.

And the leopard has some spots right on is body.

But when I have to do it,

When friends have to do it,

We always have to do it on the potty.

it's not fair. It's not fair.

The animals get to do it anywhere.

It's not good.

It's not good.

I always have to do it where I should.

Oh, birds and bees can do it.

And chicks and ducks can do it.

And everyone is calm and la de da de.

But when I have to do it,

When people have to do it,

'We always have to do it in the potty.

Why do we have to do it on the potty?

I guess I'll have to do it in the

potty.