Darn this Autocorrect

Feel free to list all your bad or funny or both experiences with auto correct!!

A few of mine....
 * 1) I was writing about this Star Trek Enterprise (look it up) character named Hoshi and said, "Hoshi's a better translator than Google", but it turned "Hoshi" into "hot".
 * 2) I was writing about a Martha Speaks (look it up) character named Mariella, and it autocorrected it into "Marcella".
 * 3) My dad has auto correct troubles, too. It once turned "Lucy's" into "mucus" and when he wrote "I will be at St. Luke's in X minutes, and at [my name]'s school in Y minutes," it turned "St. Luke's" into "At Likes" and my name into "Mama".