Talk:Hey, whats up?/@comment-24120814-20140921220919

Name of Band:

One Direction

2. How long have you been a listener?

THREE YEARS, BITCH! >:D

3. Tell how you discovered them in 5 words or less.

Three words. I. CAR. LEE.

4. What country are they from?

Liam, Harry, Zayn, and Louis are from UK while Niall iz from Ireland. Wait iz Ireland a country? Dang I need to pay attention to shit more.

5. What language do they sing in?

....ENGLISH, BITCH! I AINT GOT NO SECOND LANGUAGE!

6. Do you know how they became famous?

Once upon a time, the members, not knowing who da fuq each otherz iz, did separate auditions for the X Factor. Then THE AMAZING SIMON waz all BITCH YOU NEED TO FORM A BAND.

7. What year did the band form?

2010

8. Who makes up the band?

Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik

9. Was youz at a 1D CONCERT?

No bitch! I'm too lazy.

10. Whats the first album bitches make and dat last one too?

Up All Night and Midnight Memories (Four coming soon! :D)

11. Do dey have DVDS? And did you get off yo ass and buy some?

Up All Night Tour and This Is Us. I aint got none... Unless you got bunz hun. But yah no DVDs.

12. Is this band a mainstream band?

YES, BITCH!

13. Ever seen one of their videos on mtv/vh1/Fuse?

YAS, BITCH!

14. How many CDs of theirs do you own?

They aint all on my computer, but I have em all.

15. Do you have any band t-shirts for them?

NO, BITCH!

16. Name 5 of their songs that you can think of off the top of your head (doesn't matter if you like it or not)

Save You, What Makes You Beautiful, Kiss You, Live While We're Young, Rock Me

17. What is your favorite song by them?

Rock Me. No, not in the sexual way. I mean I would appreciate it but that aint what I mean. Its a song- Okay I just scarred everyone with one question.

18. Favorite CD of theirs?

Take Me Home

19. How much would you be willing to pay to see them live?

BITCH, I AINT GOT NO MONEY! ...FUCK YOU!

20. Who's your favorite member of the band?

Zayn

21. What instruments iz they playin?

THROAT! Wait no, not in the sexual way... Dang Im messin this post up in all kinds of ways!

22. Do any of your friends listen to this band as well?

NO, BITCH!

Damn, those are a lot of questions. Ill answer them later