Poems Within My Dreams

List of poetry that was in my (Discofurby's) dreams.

Her Tiger's Had a Baby
In this dream, I dreamt that my mother asked my aunt how her friend was, and she replied in rhyme:

Her tiger's had a baby,

Her lion's had a cub,

Her walruses have done some tricks,

Her seal's in the tub.

Her polar bear has had some cubs,

Her brown bear's on his own.

Her elephant has had a calf

And her tree frog's on the phone.

Actually the friend in question does exist, but she doesn't have all those pets, and it is very difficult to keep a polar bear (let alone a family) in captivity. Also polar bears eat seals.

Poems to Taxi Driver
I was making up a limerick and a sonnet to our taxi driver to prove I could write poems in the dream. I cannot remember them in waking life.

Make Your Own Choices
See My Strange Dream.

The Top of Your Boots
In this dream, we were in a town where to get games, we had to visit The Leader. When the Leader went on holiday, somebody unknown, but the person was on the radio and had a feminine voice with a British-esque accent and a clear, slightly melodious voice, suggested a new way to get games:

It appears the Leader has gone away.

He's with his friends, but he'll come back in a day.

But before you say "Oh, what a shame",

Instead of seeing the Leader for a game,

You can still go to any area you choose,

Just go to the "S.M." logo at the top of your boots.

Which is odd, as it is unknown what "S.M." stands for and "choose" doesn't rhyme with "boots", despite the rest of the "poem" being in rhyme.