Tortellini Song

The Tortellini Song is a song about a nutty Muppet trying to teach her sister to say "tortellni". I did write a parody of it, entitled Anastasia Song, but I'm not spoofing it because I dislike it (which I don't), it's more of an affectionate parody I wrote due to being a Neopets geek. But anyway, enough about Neopets, onto the song.

Lyrics
Big Sister: There's only one word my baby sister can say.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: She keeps repeating it day after day.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: So I'm gonna teach her another word.

One I bet she never heard.

Tortellini, tortellini, tortellini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: Tortellini, tortellini, tortellini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: It's Italian. You can eat it.

You can say it. Just repeat!

Tortellini, tortellini, tortellini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: Tortellini, tortellini, tortellini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: Tortellini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: Tortellini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: Tort, tort, torte--

Baby Sister: Mama! Mama!

Big Sister: --Lini.

Baby Sister: Mama!

Big Sister: Tortellini.

Baby Sister: Ini.

Big Sister: Wow! She said it. I was sure that she could do it.

All Except Baby Sister: Tortellini, tortellini, tortellini.

Baby Sister: Ini.

All Except Baby Sister: Tortellini, tortellini, tortellini.

Baby Sister: Ini!

All Except Baby Sister: Tortellini, tortellini.

Tortellini, tortellini.

Tor, tor, tortellini!

Baby Sister: Ini! Mama!

Trivia

 * Babies usually say their first word around age one. It's usually one or two syllables and a word for something they see a lot, so "Mama" and "Daddy" are very common. Other common first words are "No", "Cat" and "Dog". They'll start learning other words soon after learning their first.