Do You Wanna Buy a Fart Gun?

Do You Want to Buy a Fart Gun is one of Discofurby's songs. It is a parody of Frozen's Do You Wanna Build a Snowman and is based off a true story about how a shopkeeper in New York tried to sell my father a fart gun (from Despicable Me).

Lyrics
Sir?

Do you wanna buy a fart gun?

Come on, they're pretty cheap.

And the money will come back with joy

but this toy

will be yours to keep.

It is very easy.

The toy is funny, too.

Come, on, sir give it a try.

Do you wanna buy a fart gun?

I don't wanna buy a fart gun.

O.K., bye.

Do you wanna buy a fart gun?

I know I've asked you this before.

But you could entertain your friends.

The laughter never ends.

Consider it once more.

It gets a little boring

without something like this.

Just watching the hours tick by.

Do you wanna buy a fart gun?

I don't wanna buy a fart gun.

O.K., bye.

Please, just as you're still here

I'm so sorry to ask again.

Just thought that I would try once more.

You'll like it for sure.

And it can come with a free pen.

This is your last chance now.

I won't ask anymore.

So please make up your mind now.

Do you wanna buy a fart gun?

I don't want to buy a fart gun.