The Ballad of Willie Wimple

The Ballad of Willie Wimple is a rather depressing Sesame Street song about how you should be good to the environment.

Lyrics
Willie Wimple went a walking and he threw a paper here.

Tossed a wrapper there till trash was everywhere.

Now if every kid did it can't you see what an ugly place it would be?

Willie Wimple went a boating, making dirty water here.

Pouring stuff there till the gunk was everywhere.

Now if every kid did it, can't you see what an icky mess it would be?

No room for a marching band.

No place for people to stand.

No parks to play in, yards to stay in, just trash across our land.

No place for fish to swim.

No lakes for sailing in.

No rivers, no streams, no submarines, no swimming ever again.

Willie Wimple went a walking and he stomped a plant here.

Chopped a tree there. Started chomping everywhere.

Now, if every kid did it, can't you see what an ugly place it would be?

No beautiful flowers to see, just empty land like an old prairie.

No home for the birds.

No grass, no trees.

No plants, no plants, no bees.

In other words,

If every kid did it, can't you see what an empty, ugly, messy, dirty, icky, messy, no-fun world it would be?

Yuck!

Trivia

 * Yours truly got a happier version of the ending in my head after having a funny dream: If the world was like our dreams, can't you see what a wacky, random, silly, crazy, goofy, silly, mixed-up world it would be? Whoa!
 * At the end, they have a picture of the Earth and the word "yuck", which is kind of weird.
 * I only posted this as I wanted to post ALL the Sesame Street songs. I promise a more cheerful one soon.
 * We actually need both trees and bees to survive.
 * Not all birds live in the plants.
 * In my humble opinion, the line "No swimming ever again" is the saddest. Which one do you think is the saddest?